March 2010
1 post
Edmundia meets the Shinies
At the time of writing, the latest big thing to spew forth from the corridors of management is still the ‘New Service and Leadership Award’ scheme that was recently unveiled to the world, in the winter issue of College Life and to the college itself, in Headmaster’s assemblies. It has been vaguely explained to us, the manner in which we may acquire such a commendation, should we wish to do so,...
February 2010
1 post
an Ode to Maggie.
For those about to charge headlong into the unkown,
we salute you.
For those about to stride bravely into that 4m square office,
we salute you.
For those about to stand rigid whilst having all sorts of all the wall criticisms hurled at them,
we salute you.
For those about to stare into those wrinkle encrusted spheres she calls eyes and fail to see anything vaguely humane,
we salute you.
...
January 2010
8 posts
Ur kidding??
Moore, the Oxford grad english teacher read that essay. Thinks I should publish it. Who knows?!
Naming Howes
Howes: Trying to think of a new middle name... Alex Tree Howes?
Tom: Alex Double Daffy Howes?
Carl Goldie: Alex Whore Howes.
Tom & Alex: LOL
“In the words of William Halsey, this debate.. is like a pirate ship shaped...”
– Goldie
Has the world gone mad?!
Stypinski likened to a Disney character and Harrison told to be more confident in himself. WTF is this?! Did the coin land on ‘upper torso’ or something?! Reality fails, honestly. Stick me in a room with a bible, a zippo lighter and a 3m semi-naked blue chick (with no fucking knowledge of what I did at mun) and I’m fine thanks.
Haiti
A trumped up attempt to ‘shake’ well meaning westerners out of their money. The Duvalier legacy alive and kicking.
growapair:
I remember
Poland and fucking about with
yaz and tom.
hoods can contain everything from sweet wrappers to keys.. Including my head.
One night we lost our key, turns out I had dropped it in toms hood. The whole time it was in toms hood.
Go to Krakow. Very nice city x xxxx
Why does this keep happening??
Something extremely profound hit me just now and I couldn’t think of a better place to jot it down (thnx Kyna).
I was staring up at a poster of a deseased hero of mine in my room, when I found myself almost sub-consciously talking to him. Naturally I stopped and asked myself why it was I was doing such a thing! After all, Dimebag’s dead! It’s not like he can hear me assuring...
December 2009
1 post
Snow
It’s pure and white.
You can ski on it.
The latter may well be the reason that this basic form of precipitation could turn out to be the answer to all my life’s stresses and strains.
….Assuming Ryan doesn’t back out on me!
November 2009
4 posts
humanise
(via areallycreativetitle)
Surrealise
a lack of inspiration can be truly inspiring.
“‘[the catholic church are] A bunch of sinister old virgins…’”
– Christopher Hitchens, during the debate with Stephen Fry, against Anne Widdecombe and the silly nigerian bishop
For the sake of argument
The irony of life is, if it’s worth living for, chances are, it’ll kill you.
If it doesn’t kill you, it’s not worth living for, in which case you’re simply deluded. That will also kill you.
Life kills. Ironic, eh?
August 2009
6 posts
I'm Back.... Now I eagerly await your return, too.
Directed at atleast three people who mean something to me.
villa in Spain... cheap lager... retired british...
Not a bad week!
Sounds like Jesus, my arse...
I’m a walking stick to the masses, a lifeline to the few, but all I can ever hope to be, is simply there for you.
July 2009
67 posts
Art. 11. As the Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion; as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquillity, of Mussulmen; and, as the said States never entered into any war, or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties, that no pretext arising from religious opinions,...
If I ever got the chance....
I’d ask Noel Gallagher what the fuck a wonder wall is…
“I’m probably an atheist, but i’m im denial.”
“‘It’s like a turkish brothel in here!!’”
– Mike Howes
two's company, three's a reunion.
company means hash, reunion means weed. meh, weed tomorrow…
“Don’t get drain bramage”
– Lixx
“I am a smile when you least expect it.”
– Orange pay as you go ad
OMG, try smoking dried mint....
it’s awesome!!!! I’m actually semi-high right now, after sticking a mint plant in the microwave and smoking it….
.......She said yes!!!
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
(via rixylixx)
….eat?
'I won't know how I feel, till I look you in the...
sums up my frame of mind over the past 2 weeks
I'm Free, but I'm trapped.
I’m being choked by my own liberty..
Today I found the universal cure for depression.
…..Guinness.
“What does me standing over the rest of humanity by being ginger, have to do with...”
– Noriz
“at least im not with a 25 year old (fat short man) in real life…who is...”
– lixx (via rixylixx)
Eh? Soil and Alien Ant Farm confirmed for...
Will somebody please fucking pinch me?!
Can anything fix a sibling rivalry?
Sometimes I really do feel like a 60 year old, in...
Blast those youths and their petulant, insensitive ways!!
i want a happy sleep
rixylixx:
where i just wake up really content, knowing the direction im going in
where i have plans, and just some bloody importance instead of feeling so crap, or as crap as my parents make me feel
because i cant drive
Then dream of exactly what you want. You’ll wake up in the morning, invigorated and compelled to make that dream a reality.
It’s worked for me, before!
A reason to breath a sigh of relief
Mum’s gone to Beijing for business. I can forget about the dishwasher for a week!
Hysterics
I’ve been laughing for the past hour and still can’t stop!! It’s beginning to hurt….
Gnome, prepare to be abused!! XD
How Alex gets from Stevenage to Hertford North, 1...
Stevenage-Letchworth-knebworth-Letchworth-Stevenage-Hertford North.
Lmfao…the kid should never have been let past the gates of the mental hospital unattended, let alone on the railways!! xD
correction
rixylixx:
It was swine flu basically..
and its seriously not as bad as the media is making out. Yes its an epidemic, but as seen by Rupert Grint and myself and 5 or us that went Magaluf you recover in a matter of days. Serious cases are the ones that prolong a few days and symptoms dont go away. I had a temperature of 38 in a cold room, but nothing to complain about. It was not that bad, just a...